EXPRESSIONS TO AVOID DURING A RECORDING SESSION
1. Ready, Freddie (pronounced red-eye
fred-eye)
2. Bingo, gringo
3. Uno, Bruno
4. The phones sound O.K. but I need more of
myself
5. We won't need a click
6. I like what you're trying to do but not the
way you're doing it
7. An excellent first attempt
8. Was that the sound you had on the demo?
9. Make the click louder
10. That was a pretty good take for this time
of night
11. If you want the tempo any brighter than
that, we better wait for a sunny day
12. No dynamics? We're playing as loud as we
can
13. I think that's a pretty good sounding take
for what were getting paid..
14. That was great, let's do it again
15. Is that about as tight as you boys want to
get it?
16. Is it possible the click is speeding up?
17. I'm at the point where I'm making dumb
mistakes - before I was making much smarter mistakes
18. So many drummers, so little time
19. Why don't we do the double first and the
lead will be easier to get once we've got the double
20. I never had this problem when I was being
produced by Lenny and Russ
21. We got some things, we need some things
22. Fabulous
23. Punch in at the section
24. You can't make ice cream out of shit
25. You can't polish a turd
26. Just let your spirit soar
27. My spirit's already sore from the last
thirty takes...
28. Close
29. Less is more
30. Less is Paul
31. Less is Brown
32. Less is less
33. That's the way I've been playing it all
along
34. I just wish I could get a whole band that
sounds as good as I do
35. This will be a great opportunity for me to
show off my chop
36. Let's hear the bass, if you can call it
that
37. Does your amp have an underdrive channel?
38. You can erase that one, I remember exactly
what I played
39. We'll catch that in the mix
40. You guys can fix that in Soundtools, right?
41. I brought my kid along, he's never been in
a recording studio before
42. My girlfriend sings great background vocals
43. I know a great drummer
44. You guys want to try some heroin?
45. Your girlfriend's been in the bathroom a
long time
46. Please, man, stay away from my faxes, okay?
47. I'm not going to be any more dishonest with
you than I am with Donald
48. I'd like a little more of a live feeling on
this tune.
49. I also play eleven other instruments
50. Sorry I'm late, I just got through with my
blood test (or CAT scan)
51. That vocal's not a keeper is it?
52. That's how I wrote it but that's not how I
like to play it
53. I can't think of any improvements that
won't make it worse
54. That ground loop is a trademark thing for
me
55. That's the new old comp from today - I want
to hear the new old comp from last Tuesday
56. That reverb would sound a lot better if it
were coming out of a piece of MY GEAR
57. How bout we get rid of these 3M machines
and get ourselves a frozen yogurt machine
58. Skunk called, he's on his way down
59. The frozen yogurt machine is broken
60. When was the last time we worked together?
Tonight.
While we're on the
subject of behaviour in the studio, here's a glimpse of what it was like to be in the studio back in the day (early 1980s) with legendary producer Quincy
Jones. My reaction in the comments section (from 2009 apparently) is: have they
been at the nose candy or what?
"I Love Quincy" documentary from 1982, featuring Patti Austin
recording the song "It's Gonna Be Special"
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